Toilette Connoisseur!

That's my Hunter!  The toilette connoisseur. And No, it's not just tinkle and get the heck out of Dodge. It's me being trapped in a stinky, tile-laden prison while Mr. Truck Driver curls up with a magazine to do his daily duty.  Hey, I'm not kidding. He has an affinity for public restrooms. Restaurants, department stores, you name it. And this boy is picky....the restroom has to be just right.  At least he has some discriminating taste, right?  I mean how many little boys do you know that walk into a public restroom go straight to the potty to check out its cleanliness?  I just sit there and pray "Dear God please let this toilet be clean..please I just don't have the energy to make a mad dash to another location!"

  So here's Hunter armed with his toilet paper that has to have soap on it to clean any pee pee he sees before he will think about sitting on the potty.  But yesterday topped the cake.  He had to poopoo BAD!  So bad in fact that on the way to the bathroom he was holding his hiney going " oh oh huh oh huh!"  I wondered if we would make it.  AND THERE IT IS IN THE POTTY a poopoo stain.  I knew it was over...I knew I was going to make the run to a new location.  I knew he would never sit on a potty with poopoo stains even if I flushed it really good.  "And he sees it and says "Whats that...someone's poo poo?" And before I could do or say anything he goes making a dash for the door.  And let me tell u I was not going on the search for a clean potty at a different place so here we go....yes it's the men's room indeed!  Thank goodness the men's room was clean and we had success!  Which is another blog at another time as to why women can't clean up after themselves!!!!

So if any of you have little ones I thought I would help you out with a ratings system of public restrooms in the area. God knows we visited nearly every one.

Target family bathroom: 3 stars (usually peepee on the seat but overall clean)
TJ Max : 1 stars (filthy)
Kohls: 5 stars (clean and has a little potty which to Hunter is fabulous...our favorite!!!)
Trader Joes: 3 stars (a little dangerous cause people always leave the spray too low and from experience tastes awful and stool is rickety)
Food Lion: 0 stars (public health hazard!)

List goes on but blog time is over my kids are destroying our home.

So for all the potty training mamas I can continue updating this list.  And tell you what I have learned...always always carry Clorox wipes.  Always be prepared to use the men's room if necessary..lol!  Always carry a good book sometimes poopoo is a day long adventure!  Always be prepared to visit many locations before the deed is completed if your child has OCD like mine.  And always enjoy it cause before you know it they won't need your help .....they grow up so so fast!

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